Total Medals Earned: 699 (From 142 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,490 Points
Medals Earned: 11/30 (115/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Reach level 3
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Eat a pork chop!
Find the 1st hidden song.
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
Get a little head.
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 3/13 (15/450 points)
Finish the tutorial.
Enter a rift.
Find the incomplete area.
Finish the first level for each character.
Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
Finish Mell's story.
Finish Fuzor's story.
Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
Finish Naaij's story.
Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
Get a gold in all Naaij levels.
Medals Earned: 3/9 (100/500 points)
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Find the adult pleasure.
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Become one with the desert
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 6/12 (30/155 points)
Unlock the shotgun
Kill your first zombie!
Unlock the Bazooka
Make a kill using an object in the environment
Destroy 5 explosive barrels
Take out 3 enemies at the same time
Unlock the grenade
Make 15 headshots
Kill a bat
Complete every level
Kill 100 zombies
Get an A+ rating on every level
Medals Earned: 2/5 (30/90 points)
Find the rocket ship.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Find the camp.
Get a career.
Find the secret temple.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/75 points)
Reach level 8
Reach level 15
Reach Level 22
Reach Level 29
Complete all 35 levels.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (30/140 points)
Once upon a midnight dreary...
While I pondered weak and weary...
Other friends have flown before...
Be that word our sign of parting...
And so faintly you came tapping...
Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/200 points)
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Medals Earned: 5/6 (55/80 points)
Bounce with a wall for the first time
Get the first + sign
Bounce at least 5 times simultaneously
Collect at least 80 signs
Achieve 5000 experience points
Finish all game tests
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/215 points)
Learn how to play this game, dammit
Play freestyler mode
Complete levels 1 to 5
Complete levels 11 to 15
Complete levels 6 to 10
Complete levels 16 to 20
Complete levels 21 to 25
Complete all 30 levels to beat the game
